Joke of the Month – March 2015

You so think you might know the answer!!!

Winston, a Jamaican, is on ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire’ and has reached the £1M question. Chris Tarrant says, “Right Winston, this is for £1M, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time. Here is your question. What type of animal lives in a sett? Is it

A: Badger

B: Ferret

C: Mole

D: Cuckoo”

Winston ponders for a while and says, “Bwoy Chris, mi not sure, gi mi di 50-50.”

“Right, Winston, let’s take away two wrong answers and see what you’re left with. ‘Badger’ and ‘Cuckoo’ are the two remaining answers.”

Winston has a long think, then scratches his head and says, “Blouse n skirt Chris, mi still nuh know, mek mi phone mi small island bredren.”

“So who are you going to call?” says Chris.

”Hmmm, I think I’ll call Selwyn in Grenada.”

So Tarrant phones Selwyn in Grenada. “Selwyn, this is Chris Tarrant from ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire’. I’ve got Winston here, and with your help he could win £1M. The next voice you hear will be Winston.”

“Wha gwan, Selwyn. Weh mi money deh…? Anyway ansa dis an we quits. What type of hanimal mek im yard in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?”

“It’s a badger, man,” says Selwyn without hesitation.

“Yuh sure, bwoy?”

“Definite, baas. One undred purrcent. A badger. Definitely.”

“Right, Chris, I’ll go wid heediat bwoy Selwyn. The answer is a badger.”

“Final answer, Winston?”

“Yeh mon, Chris.”

“That’s the correct answer. You’ve won £1 million!” [Cue wild celebrations from audience].

Next morning Winston calls up Selwyn (reverse charge).

“Bredren that was bloodfire laas night, bwoy, yuh cum good! How yuh noh seh badger yard is a sett?”

“I didn’t, baas…”, replies Selwyn.






But everybody knows a cuckoo live in a clock!”


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