We thought we’d end the year by giving you not one, nor two, but THREE jokes to take you into 2016.
“Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court Judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”
“That’s very fair, Your Honour,” the husband said. “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the emergency room took the husband aside and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.”
“Me neither, Doc,” said the husband. “But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.”
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and family values.
Bill said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?”
Larry replied, “I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?”